Let’s assume that these are genuine (and I do not know that for sure) and that they are a divine message. Couldn’t we all come up with better messages from God? Like a better Bible? Directions on how to end war? Wtf am I supposed to do with a dog butt?
The only reason I converted to Christianity in my teens was because I saw the face of Jesus in a tortilla. Your post has exposed the lunacy of my faith.
Your welcome. Was it a corn tortilla or flour? Tortilla de maíz would signify Christ as a Latin American figure, while flour has a broader range of ethnicities and we could justify a white Jesus using that logic. Was the tortilla already cooked? Post resurrection apparitions are demonstrably more prevalent in cooked tortillas, whereas uncooked could have a range of 33 years to work with and could be a juvenile apparition ranging up to the bearded version we see the most. I’m happy you had such a spiritual encounter. It is remarkably as justifiable as any other I’ve heard.
When you regain your composure, I’d be happy to post your book on my blog.
Expose my ludicrous diatribes.
It’s about time somebody brought me down a peg or two.
TheCommonAtheist 
Damn! Where do you get these from?😂
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I got the dog butt from the godless Iowan and the others just collected over time. Lol
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The dog but must hurt people pretty bad.
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Pic #1 = An owl’s face-plant on a stump.
Pic #2 = Cinnamon-Swirl Raisen Toast.
Pic #3 = Granite kitchen counter-top.
Pic #4 = A dog in heat! 😁
What more proof is needed? Perhaps LSD or shrooms? 😮 😛
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Or a bible?
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Scary
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With all your poetic prowess that’s your final answer?
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Lost my nerve lol
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Some toast, a piece of wood, some granite and a dog butt were walking down the street one day…..oh I forgot the punch line!
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What???😳
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Surely you’re not suggesting these are not TRUE representations of the Christian faith! You are an infidel!
(Hee-hee … all in the eye of the beholder.) 😎
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I’m close. Lol. But alas… I was when I was a make-believer too
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Or beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder
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Let’s assume that these are genuine (and I do not know that for sure) and that they are a divine message. Couldn’t we all come up with better messages from God? Like a better Bible? Directions on how to end war? Wtf am I supposed to do with a dog butt?
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Laugh? No lo sé.
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The only reason I converted to Christianity in my teens was because I saw the face of Jesus in a tortilla. Your post has exposed the lunacy of my faith.
Thanks for being a champion of reason!
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Your welcome. Was it a corn tortilla or flour? Tortilla de maíz would signify Christ as a Latin American figure, while flour has a broader range of ethnicities and we could justify a white Jesus using that logic. Was the tortilla already cooked? Post resurrection apparitions are demonstrably more prevalent in cooked tortillas, whereas uncooked could have a range of 33 years to work with and could be a juvenile apparition ranging up to the bearded version we see the most. I’m happy you had such a spiritual encounter. It is remarkably as justifiable as any other I’ve heard.
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It is remarkably as justifiable as any other I’ve heard. TOUCHÉ!
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Thought we should glean fine truth in our satire.
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You should publish a version of your book on a tortilla.
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Thank you for that astute suggestion, John. I’ll take it under advisement.
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You should post your book on johns blog. Oh wait, then no one would ever read it.
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The problem is people WOULD read it.
She is wise to avoid the scrutiny of my readers.
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Lol. Good morning John
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🤣 😁 🤣 ❤ ❤
My laugh for the day … no! For the week!
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Glad to be of assistance. He makes it easy
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I made a quesadilla this morning and thought I saw an apparition of JB on it. Then I realized I put no bullshit in it and it couldn’t be him.
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When you regain your composure, I’d be happy to post your book on my blog.
Expose my ludicrous diatribes.
It’s about time somebody brought me down a peg or two.
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It’s not necessary. You do that all by yourself.
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Haha! Excellent point, Jim!
You nailed me!
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Your right about that. Finally!
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“You’re”
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