TCA Newsflash 2-17-2018
Happy World Flood Day!!
Addis Ababa, Ethiopia
Northcoast Oil And Hydrocarbon (NOAH) geologists coupled with geophysicists and a Johannesburg based archeological team unearthed a massive water valve south of Addis Ababa during an open pit oil investigation. Dubbed immediately ” The fountain of the deep”, the valve measures 30 meters in diameter and is made of an unknown metal component. The valve is free of rust and appears operational.
“This is no coincidence ” says team leader Jorge Medirás. The discovery occurred on world flood day, commemorating 4365 years since the great flood. A memorial service is planned to honor the 8 survivors.
“In the six hundredth year of Noah’s life, in the second month, the seventeenth day of the month, the same day were all the fountains of the great deep were opened up, and the windows of heaven were opened.”
Genesis 7:11 KJV
Archaeologists are currently deciphering curious markings indicating at least 12 additional pre Babylonian valves are in existence at various global locations. No windows have been discovered. More to follow.
Satire is fun. Hugs
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And Happy World Flood Day to you as well. (Great post! 😀 )
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“the valve measures 30 meters in diameter”
Makes sense. There were giants in the earth in those days.
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Astute observation. I’ve noticed not much gets by you does it?
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Love it! Perhaps some dinosaur droppings will be found near the valves, too. One pile of poop from a male T-Rex and another from a female T-Rex. Ken Ham can open a museum there.
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Ken could be a dinosaur driblet
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He’s got some new “Scientific Discussion” movie-type show that’s going to be shown as a “Special” movie event at some theaters soon. I saw the ad for it when I went to see Black Panther yesterday. Supposedly it will discuss the “science” in the Bible and whether or not Genesis is “real” history. Yeah, this guy’s VERY dangerous.
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You can prove whatever you want if you spend enough time and present only the evidence you favor.
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Yep.
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Hahahaha…yes! Wonderful satire Jeff. 😄
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And Jim!!! 😜 Sorry, Freudian slip there I guess. Had way too much fun last night and this dysfunctional typing is the consequence. LOL
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I need a few freebies now and then too. No worries mate
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Excellent! Something to really float your boat.
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Worthy of the Onion
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I just hope I didn’t miss the calendrical changes. According to the best Texas instrument calculator this should be accurate within +- 2 days
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Ha! I love it
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