Archeologists Discover Massive Water Valve

TCA Newsflash 2-17-2018

Happy World Flood Day!!

Addis Ababa, Ethiopia

Northcoast Oil And Hydrocarbon (NOAH) geologists coupled with geophysicists and a Johannesburg based archeological team unearthed a massive water valve south of Addis Ababa during an open pit oil investigation. Dubbed immediately ” The fountain of the deep”, the valve measures 30 meters in diameter and is made of an unknown metal component. The valve is free of rust and appears operational.

“This is no coincidence ” says team leader Jorge Medirás. The discovery occurred on world flood day, commemorating 4365 years since the great flood. A memorial service is planned to honor the 8 survivors.

“In the six hundredth year of Noah’s life, in the second month, the seventeenth day of the month, the same day were all the fountains of the great deep were opened up, and the windows of heaven were opened.”

‭‭Genesis‬ ‭7:11‬ ‭KJV‬‬

Archaeologists are currently deciphering curious markings indicating at least 12 additional pre Babylonian valves are in existence at various global locations. No windows have been discovered. More to follow.

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16 thoughts on “Archeologists Discover Massive Water Valve”

      1. He’s got some new “Scientific Discussion” movie-type show that’s going to be shown as a “Special” movie event at some theaters soon. I saw the ad for it when I went to see Black Panther yesterday. Supposedly it will discuss the “science” in the Bible and whether or not Genesis is “real” history. Yeah, this guy’s VERY dangerous.

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    1. I just hope I didn’t miss the calendrical changes. According to the best Texas instrument calculator this should be accurate within +- 2 days

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