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Ubi sent this to me. I guess there is a real hotline too. Here is the link
TheCommonAtheist 
Who makes these changes?
I shoot an arrow right.
It lands left.
I ride after a deer and find myself
chased by a hog.
I plot to get what I want
and end up in prison.
I dig pits to trap others
and fall in.
I should be suspicious
of what I want.
Rumi
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Sounds like bad luck. You need a personal assistant? I know a guy…
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Aw … Thank you, speaking from experience are we? I understand my friend, your site is after all about a trap♡ ♡.
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Nordiske tradisjoner
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haha … that is very funny:-)
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Yes Jim, your site is indeed about a trap
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Faith trap. Bam!!
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Recovering from Religion has a hotline at 1-84-I-DOUBT-IT. I’ve considered volunteering for it, but maybe that’s a project for after I retire.
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That would be fun actually.
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Their website is here: https://www.recoveringfromreligion.org/#rfr-welcome. I know they usually need volunteers, and they have said that they provide training first, before you take any calls.
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I wonder how busy they are? As this is a humor piece and you and I know a bit about lds missionaries, i thought a white shirt and tie with a name badge and we could go door to door and share the un-gospelizing techniques we’ve learned. You game?
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Like this?
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Exactly!
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I added the link to the post. Thanks Ubi
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Some of you guys would be really good at this site to guide people and help….seriously
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I think we get so inundated with information it’s hard to sort out the simplicity of it at times. It really is simple when you lay it all out.
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Training? We don’t need no steenking training!
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WHAT!!!!??? There are only 3 choices to select from!!!! What kind of Universe is that!!!? 🤡🎪😄
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I minute info blogs? That’s what!
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I’m starting my own business to help counter stuff like this: Apologist In A Box. Just Goggle b.s.apologetics.com; pay me 45.99, and I’ll send you a box decorated with pieces of the original Shroud of Turin. Once the box is opened, a little version of William Lane Craig pops out and immediately begins doing mental gymnastics so profound and so incredible, that your head will literally spin like Linda Blair’s in the Exorcist. If you think you’re confused now about how difficult the English language can be to understand at times, just WAIT til little WLC gets through talking to you about 1.) The origins of the universe, 2.) Transubstantiation, 3.) 3 Gods in 1, and 4.) What type of sandal was Christ wearing on the day he was crucified. Order one quick, cause I’m selling out fast. If you order before Easter, I’ll toss in an “original” crown of thorns absolutely free–so order now. $Amen$
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What a MAGNIFICENT gift! I will start saving my pennies today.
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Why don’t you use one of those prayer coupons you won?
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And the box of bible facts!
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I’m sending out boxes of bible facts. They repurpose well as they arrive empty. Your idea is much more comprehensive. Partners?
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Absolutely!
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I could add a jesus jack in the box that pops up and says something contradictory
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Or a Yahweh in the box who says things like, “I love all people everywhere no matter what. I literally am BEAMING with love! Now, go kill those bastards over yonder who ain’t been kissin’ my ass the way I like!”
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We could throw in a restaurant called Burnt Offerings. Hmm. Maybe no?
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Or better yet, a Virgin Mary in the box. “I don’t know ’bout this Angel of da Lord. I’m only 12 and no one’s ever touched me like this before. Are you sure this is legal?”
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You sure it was an angel. Serpents and tube snakes can get confusing.
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