The Botfly Larvae- A Christian Model

Lessons from nature cover the scope of the human experience. Using the tried and trued model of expansion in the botfly population, Christianity has honed its craft using unsuspecting children and the unprepared masses to deal its bidding.

If you are not familiar, the human botfly proliferates by capturing a mosquito, laying its eggs on the mosquito, then turns it loose. This little messenger then takes the eggs, and finds an unsuspecting human to suck blood from. As the vampirical transaction is taking place, the botfly eggs are injected into the skin. The mosquito isn’t even aware of the damage she is causing, but is carrying a painful and disturbing parasite that will change your very life.

The first clue to the new convert that religion is a bogus and unproven tool, is your prayers offered to remove the botfly will be lost in the space-time continuum, and medical treatment will be required. Prayers to the Doctor! Amen. Trust your instinct.


Author: jimoeba

Alternatives to big box religions and dogmas

24 thoughts on “The Botfly Larvae- A Christian Model”

  1. Oh ye of little faith! I was just watching the awesome power of God on display during the 2017 “Miracles on the Mountain” meeting with Pastor Billy Burke. A man got out of his wheelchair, a woman was cured of her back pain, another woman was cured of the ringing in her ears after putting in her offering, a third had her kidney ailment healed for the umpteenth time, and on an on it went. You can’t explain that!

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      1. Understood! I just find it amusing how some will argue that “God is not a PEZ dispenser” and claim the miracles of the apostolic age have ended, while another faction swears that God still dispenses such favors. ๐Ÿ™‚

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        1. We could get 80 million Christians to pray and try to regrow a limb and settle this once and for all. He did help me find my contact lens once with the help of 27 math students. God is great.

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            1. Benny Hinn’s “special gift” is growing wealthy. He magically turns miracle water and faith healing into private mansions and jets.

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  2. Incredibly gross! Yuck, belching to almost-vomit with that last picture. Ugh! ๐Ÿคข

    So what happens if the botfly larva isn’t removed? Does the human grow wings and antennae? ๐Ÿ˜จ

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    1. What happens if the botfly larva isnโ€™t removed? It’s horrific. Your mind turns to mush and you become a raving Christian comedian/apologist.

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      1. …am I supposed to beat around the bush and play nice? I only do that if I have some empathy or respect for the topic of conversation. ๐Ÿ™‚

        So my crass ass is as crass of an ass as I can amass in one pass.

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