Stereo-types

How stereotypes can benefit humanity

Sitting in the airplane and this lady starts walking down the isle. She’s super hot—short skirt, leggings, heels, sure enough she sits right by me. “Business or vacation”, I asked. She tells me she’s the keynote speaker at a nymphomaniacs conference to dispel some popular myths about male sexuality, having first hand knowledge and all. “Like what”, I asked?

Without hesitation she tells me, “well, like rumors the African American is the most endowed, when I know first hand it’s the Native American. The idea that the French are the best lovers, but I know it’s the Latino. And lastly, the men with the best stamina is not the Australian, but the American redneck”. She pauses a moment and says, “I don’t even know your name”. Maybe I shouldn’t be so candid”. I quickly introduce myself, “Tonto—Tonto Rodriguez, but my friends call me Bubba!”

Author: jimoeba

Alternatives to big box religions and dogmas

41 thoughts on “Stereo-types”

      1. They are pretty tasty, but we help them out in the winter here. Same with the deer. Long, hard winters..I think they have a safe zone now I quit eating meat a few months back.

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      1. I agree. If I forget, my two music loving sons will remind me. They grew up with the good stuff, but even they opt for compact ‘stereo’ to save space and keep peace with neighbors. I blast it when wife is gone…part of that not living my life on my terms. LOL. I have my moments. “Hey Google, play some CCR” 🙂

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          2. We’ve got a double CD of George Jones. My favourite is ‘Choices’. . I think it’s the last song on one side. .. good stuff! Our neighbours have to listen to Hank Williams Sr., George Jones, and Charley Pride — especially when I’m away!

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            1. Can’t beat that Carmen. My real passion is old blues. Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, and a host of others. I really love a lot of different genres. Rap doesn’t do much for me. Love!! Allman Brothers too.

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            2. I love all that stuff too, Jim. Wasn’t Robert Johnson the guy who was supposed to have sold his soul to the devil? Gotta love a character like that. . .

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  8. Where your mind goes, Jim, few can follow. I think you have a good plot for a novel here, teenage boys would eat it up. True Believers, though, they might try to ban it, white people only win one of your four categories, But that would only attract more attention to it.
    Kind of like the bible. God chooses an olive race for his chosen people. Along comes Christ who gives up on the olives, and chooses the slightly lighter skinned Greeks and Romans, who spread it to the white Europeans, who in their superiority call all others animals and barbarians and such. Slaves! And even though they proselytise to bring other colours to their way of thinking, still know that white is right.

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    1. You notice I left out Canada eh? Nobody can compare with that six months of arctic darkness. You guys have too much free time to master/tryout your skills.

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  13. Recently I’ve taken, made the effort to stop ignoring the bias and racism aimed at me. For me people are people and I look at how they treat others regardless of skin color.
    Some of the worst I have come across are the Christian women. The ones who are “full of the spirit” I was told once by a Mormon lady who was supposed to be my home visiting sister that I should not have crossbred. I should have stayed to my own skin color. I had a good laugh because she said this after I had helped her. I watched her kids as she went for a tooth repair. I cleaned her house, watched her kids and made dinner. I was being a stereotypical Latina maid! Actually, I was being a descent human. I didn’t get angry then, I figured being who she was should be punishment enough.
    But now, I’m dealing with a control freak who thinks she is superior to me because she is Caucasian and Christian. Again, I do nothing but avoid her negative energy. Since I am in a leadership position and Co-chair with her I have found my voice. I might introduce myself again as a gold hoop earring, door knocker ring wearing, educated, knowledgeable Latina that I am. This should be a fun year!

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