At the core of religion we find it relates to science after all. After peeling back the layers we find…nothing. No substance, no proof, no matter, no bliss, but “under intense geographic pressure to believe”. Delusionite©, discovered years ago in the ancient Near East, now has been added to the periodic table. “We have conclusive evidence of its existence by the invisible features that affect all other matters through exhaustive explaining”
Having elements of stagnation, it appears mobile and spreads in viral epidemiology. Unfortunately it bonds easily with Pretendium©, which has no mass or atomic weight and easily crosses the blood-brain barrier, causing hopeless waiting.
Belief is merely a guru challenge—a psychological barrier placed before humanity. Until we can transcend it’s limitations, we are not collectively responsible enough to handle the truth, so we occupy our time in endless debate over who has the best imagination.
Hello Jim. 😀😁😂🤣😃👍👍 Grand. When I read the title I was worried this was going to be a science post to strain my brain. This was much better. Hugs
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I love the new elements – created by (uhh) nature then named by man. 😉
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Fortunately the two elements are easily observed through unbelief. How I wish they were equally as obvious to anyone dabbling in faith.
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The lack the tools to observe it, those elements are invisible under the lens of the scripture.
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Love this!
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Don’t get too attached to them. We’ve all seen what they are capable of.
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Excellent, Jim! And funny, as usual! I love it!
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It wouldn’t be quite so funny if it wasn’t a bit true. Ok, a lot true.
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If we bombard Delusionite with neutrons, what happens?
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It causes incessant handwaving. It’s also been known to ignite special pleading and virtue signals.
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And a frightful rash of presuppositions
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The trick is to think you’ve figured it out on your own, bias-free journey by copying what everyone else has copied.
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LOL
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The Godcentric Tablet of Sacramental Excrement
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Thank you Bill. Sounds excreming
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😁
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Very clever, Jim! I suspect you’ll find a few more of these weightless elements before we’re through here.
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LIke Believium, Nausidium, Argumentium sobre Hormonium?
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Amazing the weird results one can get by combining natural elements into man-made ones.
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Excellent, Jim! Thanks for the morning laugh! XD
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Good to have a reason to smile, ‘‘tis why I went the extra mile, to pen out a writ, and laugh at this shit, en típico ir’ligious style.
Thanks Z
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Ha! Great one! I made a poem for apologetics:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The Bible’s not infallible,
And neither are YOU! 😉
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That is incredible! Tennyson, Wordsworth, Yeats, maybe a dash of Longfellow—it’s all there combined into one, fabulous, descriptive prose, the likes I’ve never seen before and probably will never see again…we can only hope. Hahaha.
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Excellent! You should write a paper on these elements, submit it a university such as Biola, and perhaps you’ll get your MDIV?
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Divinity school sounds so… wtf? Worthy of a new element, Absurdium. Mixed with Wordium it makes a great polish for nobs of all types. I bet I could do a religiously themed science paper , and with the right hypothesis get it published.
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How Joseph of Arimathea was really Mary Magdalene wearing a false beard and she and Jesus’s mum took his body to the real tomb is in the back garden of John’s house near Ephesus.
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We are up against some tall tales. I saw this on a friends Facebook post the other day. A whole video series called Genesis apologetics”. Click the link to read her comment. https://share.icloud.com/photos/0bK1b_acDgJH5RsH69Bjsmhag
It’s dreamy it’s so good. It’s pure pseudo-science with a capital BS and people are buying this crap up here in the land of the free.
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I see no photo?
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It takes a second to load off my cloud. But here’s the comment on “Genesis Apologetics” video series.
“So fascinating! I totally believe in the ‘world-wide flood’, and the information found in the excellent depiction here is also substantiated in a most amazing documentary series, ‘Is Genesis History?’ 😊 I highly recommend the series as well as watching this, whether you believe in the Biblical world-wide flood, or not. You won’t regret it.. It’s mind-boggling!”
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Actually there is a simpler source of this, it is boron sulfide, or BS. As long as the BS serves the interests of the elites it will continue to be synthesized.
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True. Protecting belief is like, like, protecting a personal pimp, who’s actually everyone’s pimp. The biggest problem with BS is the vowel obstruction.
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🤣👍
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I understand some are working on clarification of ironicite and sarcastismite, both of which promise greater clarity with the viscosity of Vegemite.
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Wow Bill! I’m impressed. Isn’t it Ironicon, though?
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Typo. Thanks for being impressed.
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🤣🤣🤣
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hard to dig through to truth because it’s covered by a thick layer of Bullshitium, still the dominant element of religion
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Haha. Nice to see you. For a while there I thought you went Yahweh on me, or AWOL. As long as the bullshit is sincere though it must be true.
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thanks, jim! been missing all the irreverent fun😁
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LOL!
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It’s funny, but for good reason…
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I appreciate good satire.
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I do think that last paragraph is accurate though. The appeal to faith has humanity at a standstill. A neat little barrier to keep humanity in voluntary servitude.
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Reblogged this on Apetivist.
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Very witty!
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They are in undiscoverable, invisible religious elements. Proof right there they are real.
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