- Conservative republican government with no opposition
- No crime
- Free homosexual and transgender de-programming (effectively making the world a “gay free” zone) in a generation.
- 10% flat tax
- Guaranteed faith healings
- More hand holding
- Paleontologists would be held accountable—paying fines for the possession of fossils over 6000 years old
- Reduction in latex
- No-faith pharmacies
- Monochrome culture
- No mission trips to feed the ego-participants dopamine receptors
- No ophthalmologists
- Nobody left to hate
- Exhausting physical and emotional boredom
- Hypocrisy counseling centers dot the land
- Contradiction crisis lines
- Museums of reason
- Thought monitoring (only to help)
- Cumbersome arm-bands to signify your loyalty